Rivelino Hyper-Vigilance Apparatus
Posted by <Joe Iovino> on 2022-10-15
Why wait for a group photo to find out you’ve been leaning in towards the people you love (a weak trait)? Never get caught with a weak stance with the Rivelino Hyper-Vigilance Apparatus. The RHVA gives you real-time information on the angle of your stance — dashed if weak, and solid if strong. No need to apply green lines in post. This cumbersome LED strip with accelerometer will communicate to all of your friends how secure you are in yourself! Very secure.
Thanks to Ryan Seffinger for lighting consulting.
Further reading on the Rivelino line meme: